Thursday, September 11, 2008

My Ornaments of Cinnamon

Heed the might that is the Cinnamon Roll Cookie...
Originally forged in hell, these confections were developed by the steady hand of brutality itself.
Inside their swirling, sugary reach lies a fantastic microcosm of addiction and diabetes.
In fact, you should do yourself a favor and just inject these straight into your veins.


ornamments of cinnamon


Make it:

Cream together until light and fluffy:
1 cup room temperature butter(2 sticks)
1/3 cup white sugar
1/3 cup light brown sugar

Mix in:
1 egg
a pinch of salt
1/4 tsp baking powder
1 1/4 tsp vanilla
Stir until well blended. I like to use an electric mixer to make sure there aren't any chunks. Although there is nothing more rancorous than serving someone a cookie full of baking powder nuggets...
Stir in until you get cookie dough:
2 cups all purpose flour
1/3 cup cake flour

Take the entire mixture, and carefully flatten into a disk. Wrap in foil, or plastic wrap if no lamb skins are available, and chill for 3 to 4 hours.
When dough is cold, and fully apathetic, roll into a sheet about 1/4" thick.
Brush dough with:
1/4 cup melted butter
Sprinkle over dough:
1/2 cup brown sugar mixed together with
1 1/2 to 2 teaspoons cinnamon
a few handfuls of chopped hazelnuts/walnuts/pecans/raisins/teeth...(optional)

Roll tightly into a log and again, wrap in some sort of cover.
Chill in the northern darkness or another few hours, or freeze for about an hour.
You really just want to be able to slice the log without having it melt.
Have your oven set to 350 degrees

Cut log into 1/4" thick slices and arrange on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.
Sprinkle each roll with a bit more brown sugar
Bake at 350 for 10 minutes
Raise temperature to 375 degrees and bake for an additional 6-9 minutes, or until the edges of the cookies are just golden.



Best enjoyed with a clenched hand to the heart in coronary distress

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hurray, a new recipe forged in hell! Thank you, Black Oven!!!

Kirsten Monroe said...

Oh, thanks and praise to the dark angels!

ItsMyKnitInABox said...

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hjorsk said...

These are really the most tr00 kvlt cookies of all time and space.

Anonymous said...

glad to see someone is opening the chains of self control through baking

Emily said...

The fae are pleased with your cookies!

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TurboSchlumpf said...

Actually I should read your blog BEFORE breakfast ;)

Karswell said...

Christ in a flaming canoe-- why did I come to this blog BEFORE eating anything today? Now I'm so hungry 'n jittery that I'm in actual physical pain.

Thanks!

Bedlam said...

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Nicola Masciandaro said...

This is the is the closest thing I can come up with as far as deep relations between black metal and cinnamon:

"Instead of frightening him, the sensation of time-darkness forced a hyperacceleration of his other senses. He found himself registering every available
aspect of the thing that lifted from the sand there seeking him. Its mouth was some eighty meters in diameter . . . crystal teeth with the curved shape of
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The worm blotted out the moonlight as it brushed the rocks above them. A shower of small stones and sand cascaded into the narrow hiding place. Paul crowded his mother farther back. Cinnamon!" (Dune)

Not counting Forsaken's "Serpent hordes summon the cinnamon king".

Not that your rolls require any literary back up!

Dan Cook Top said...

Great recipe. I made these last night, they don't look as good as your picture, but they taste really, really good.

Anonymous said...

i stayed up half the night last night baking these delectible little treats and they turned out amazingly. thank you for the sinful concoction and congratulations on a unique and interesting blog.

Rumela said...

Wow!! Cinnamon roll cookies.....they are just delicious. they are looking great and I am sure that they taste great too. the spicy cinnamon flavor enriches the taste of these cookies. Thanks for the recipe.

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Anonymous said...

I just made these and they are absolutely the best! Like crunchy buttery cinnamon rolls. I'll be lucky the whole batch makes it through the day around here.

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Les rêves d'une boulangère (Brittany) said...

Love them with cinnamon, great just out of the oven. Thanks for sharing.

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