Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Where the Chocolate Beats Incessant

As far as I am concerned, brownies are one of the truest manifestations of metal in the scope of baking.
Nestled inside their dark, viscous hearts lies a sickening world of decadence.

The following recipe is no exception.
Try baking them, and consider the fact that the mastery of brownies is parallel to the mastery of the occult.

brownies

Make it:

1/2 cup unsalted butter
5 ounces unsweetened chocolate
4 large eggs
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup flour
1 cup chopped walnuts(optional)
2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla

Preheat oven to 350 degrees and line an 8x8 glass pan with foil
In a double boiler melt the chocolate and butter together, and remember that only nubes heat chocolate over direct heat!
Let this mixture cool. If you don't, your brownies with be terrible, and everyone will hate you.
Beat eggs with salt until foamy and light.
Slowly add in sugar and vanilla, and continue beating until thick.
GENTLY fold in the cooled chocolate.
Add flour until sufficiently combined.
Add nuts
Pour into baking pan and bake for about 35 minutes.

Variations: add shredded coconut or chocolate chips to the batter!
Heres a tip Mr. Chris gave me: If the brownies are done in the oven then you've over baked them.

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

These look so evil! I must make it. And thank you for making a site that makes my sweet, preppy heart want to be black...

Anonymous said...

Deliciously morbid I say, definitely one for this weekend - we must have more recipes!!

Anonymous said...

too great... waiting for more recipes!

Anonymous said...

A brownie fit for Beelzebub himself!

Misnatalie said...

Awesome. You have inspired me to have a black metal dinner party. Keep the devilishly dark sweets coming

Liras said...

Made them. Lick the batter bowl, the spoon, the knife that cut them, the plate, the pan.

These were deliriously good.

Thanks.

Waiting for more dark goodies to roll my way.

karloff said...

I feel the blackest soul of this blog, continue space odin's work, while you may.

Anonymous said...

evil with a long E.

eeeeevil.

Stephanie said...

I love that you use the word 'nubes'. It's been far too long since I've heard it!! :)

Nyctotherion said...

"mastery of brownies is parallel to the mastery of the occult."

Words to live by!

Anonymous said...

A beam in darkness: scrumptious and immortal. Thanks from the depth of my soul.

Anonymous said...

my aunt makes really moist, fudgy brownies. are these moist and fudgy? no matter how hard i try with brownies i can never get that black, gooey, moist center that my aunt consistently nails at family parties and such.


what is the secret, o black bakery maiden??

Flerkin McBlerkin said...

They look amazing! Think I might need to go make some now, thanks!
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Rumela said...

I like this recipe. these chocolate beats incessant/brownie are sure to taste great and are extremely nutritious as well. I am going to bake a batch for the holidays when my kids will be at home. I'll be sure that what they are eating is healthy. thank you for shearing your post.

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where the winter beats incessant is a awesome song

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I tried it home.But my one was over baked.Now I have got the recipe.Hope I will make it now in a correct way.Thanks for sharing it.loved this....

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If the brownies are done in the oven then you've over baked them.

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Lick the batter bowl, the spoon, the knife that cut them, the plate, the pan.

Duramale stop quick ejaculation supplement said...

i can feel something black black in this blog.by the way still is good.i like the way you used the word 'nube'.keep posting

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OMG this cookies look so tasty. I barely can stop myself licking the desktop right now :)

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