The Black Oven

Heed the might that is the Cinnamon Roll Cookie... Originally forged in hell, these confections were developed by the steady hand of brutali...

I consider scones to be the often overlooked, often over baked underbelly of breakfast pastries. In fact, in my twenty two years on this wre...

Despite their traditional significance, I consider red velvet cake to be one of the more menacing desserts. I assure you that lurking benea...

As far as I am concerned, brownies are one of the truest manifestations of metal in the scope of baking. Nestled inside their dark, viscous ...

In a perfect world everything would be as stark and void of color as these cupcakes. They are baneful in their absolute disdain for y...

Boiled down to its very essence, metal is nothing more than a mixture of molasses and alienation. By that definition, these cookies are blac...

I'm pretty sure lemon curd doesn't exist in Norway. However, if by some miracle Odin had bestowed upon the snow beaten north the gif...